Andrew Speaks/Types

So my friend Travis has a new hoodie, and it’s an all-over print thing of black and white stripes going in different directions. It would probably give you a better idea of what it looks like if I just went ahead and posted a picture. (There was supposed to be a picture here, but the Mac that I’m writing on is freaking slow and I don’t have time to pull up one.) It really makes him look like a zebra. Well, not really, but kind of. And a bunch of friends and myself have been making a new brand of humor lately, zebra jokes. Like saying that Travis’ handwriting sucks so bad because it’s hard to write with hooves. Har har. Most of them are so terrible that they’re funny, some are genuinely laughable, but either way, it’s a really fun trend. Mostly because they can’t backfire on us. But the big joke is this. Me and about 3 people want to start a fake zebra gang and be Travis’ bodyguards. We’re going to find and order all-over zebra print t-shirts and wear them to school all on the same day, then follow Travis around. The problem right now is locating a shirt like this. I’ve been googling for like 10 minutes and I’m not getting anything. I’ll do a follow-up of this later.