Andrew Speaks/Types

Today my friend asked me if I wanted to go see the new Indiana Jones at midnight with him. Of course, I told him I wanted to but I needed to call my parents and make sure I could. So I worked out this big plan to where I would go home and do my running and then go to his house after dinner and hang out there until it was time for the movie, then go home with him and sleep at his place. My parents would come get me in the morning and I would have a job interview the next day. I get all this worked out.

I text him and I say, “What time do you want me to come over,” and he replies, “For what?”

I say, “I thought I was coming over to hang out for a while before the movie?” and he says,

“Wow, you’re stupid, it comes out next Wednesday.”